Showing All "Toddlers And Tiaras" Posts

Some may rag on TLC for providing exclusively exploitative, generally somewhat sad, garbage "reality" entertainment while maintaining the name "The Learning Channel," but you AT LEAST have to hand it…   Read Story »
Hey, remember when TLC stood for The Learning Channel? We were probably learning TOO much and they had to balance us out.   Read Story »
Alana, the breakout "Honey Boo Boo Child" star (generous use of the word star) from TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras is getting her own series. Congratulations, Alana! Your life is definitely going to go…   Read Story »
The cover of this week's Entertainment Weekly is Game of Thrones themed, and says that the next season “will be sexier, bloodier, more epic — and not ‘just for nerds anymore'!" Great news for…   Read Story »
Please read this article about 1/3 of the audience storming out of the Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie showing at Sundance. You will like it! -EW And the movie is apparently also available…   Read Story »
With so much great TV being available to watch at all times, it's hard to make room for everything. That's something that we all struggle with and, not to overstate things, but it's almost definitely…   Read Story »
Which is more upsetting, the Toddlers & Tiaras thing about the pretend boobs, or this new Toddlers & Tiaras thing about a baby dressing up like prostitute Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman?…   Read Story »
Oh my God, Shia LeBeouf directed a Marilyn Manson video and it was too disgusting and scary for me to get through the whole thing, but I hear it is NSFW.  So don't watch it at work. Also don't watch…   Read Story »
YEARBOOK! (Oh lord. Goodnight!) (Via TheHighDefinite.)   Read Story »
Rich Four Four put together a montage of child beauty pageant stage parents based on TLC's recent specials Toddlers And Tiaras and Painted Babies At 17. The parents are ridiculous, so the laughs are…   Read Story »