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Feb 20th 42 Comments
Kelly: Hey, Gabe!
Gabe: hey kelly
Kelly: How are you?
Gabe: how's it going?
Gabe: hahahahahha!
Kelly: LOL
Kelly: LOLing over here.
Gabe: i'm ok, thank you
Kelly: And it's going fine!
Gabe:…   Read Story »
Jan 22nd 11 Comments
Can you imagine for a second what it must be like to work at TMZ? And actually, can you imagine for a second what it must be like to date or be legally wed to someone who has one of the more…   Read Story »
Aug 13th, 2012 20 Comments
In the great city of New York, there are a lot of things going on at once, a lot of famous people walking around, and a lot of witnesses. The combination of these three things leads to a lot of hay…   Read Story »
Mar 15th, 2012 121 Comments
As part of this year's Videogum Oscar Pool, Kelly and I made a side bet wherein the loser had to suffer not only the indignity of making a poor guess about who would win Best Sound Editing, but also…   Read Story »
Dec 14th, 2011 16 Comments
Uhhh...soooo...I'm not sure if any of you guys have ever had a stalker, I hope none of you have ever had a stalker, but I haven't, and uh, IT SOUNDS REALLY TERRIBLE! Certainly not the whimsical,…   Read Story »
May 13th, 2011 23 Comments
Look, I'm not going to lie to you, Buddies.
Being given my membership card to The Very Cool Club For Once And Future Videogum Bloggers was one of the most exciting moments of my life. Even when…   Read Story »
Feb 28th, 2011 58 Comments
There is no off-switch on genius whatever this is.
Winning! Trolls. Honestly, Charlie Sheen has a point: my brain CAN'T process this. Part two after the jump. CORRECT: PART TWO!
Is…   Read Story »
Oct 4th, 2010 52 Comments
Uh, this is ridiculous. From Charlyne Yi:
As Urlesque points out, it's possible that the whole thing is fake, because it is 2010, and Everything Is Fakeable. But it's probably not fake?…   Read Story »
Mar 12th, 2009 8 Comments
Well played, Mr. Ansari.
It's actually weird that more fames don't do this. Did Aziz just crack the code? Every morning Americans line up at five in the morning to stand behind Matt Lauer holding…   Read Story »





















