You know what's weird? One week from today this whole election thing will just be over and we will know who won and we will have a president for another four years and life marches on. I know that's…   Read Story »

Party on Bill. Party on Ted. Schwing! Rumors have been circulating on the Internet for nearly a year that a third Bill and Ted movie was in progress that would star both Sad Keanu Reeves and Happy…   Read Story »

Mark Wahlberg and some piece of shit hanger-on that he always hangs around with were doing crunches and burpees and dips in Mark Wahlberg's mansion's basement gym at 3AM on a Tuesday morning. The…   Read Story »

Just want to take a second and make sure that all of the ADULTS are on the same page in recognizing that time travel doesn't exist. We all know that, right? So whatever is happening in that Charlie…   Read Story »