It's the first Porno Switcheroo of 2012! For those of you just joining us, a Porno Switcheroo is what happens anytime that someone thinks they are about to watch a movie or video clip, whether in a…   Read Story »

Good GREAT news! Ok, actually, maybe you should guess what the news is before I tell you. It has to do with a movie. Ok, fine -- A movie that's going to be made. Ok. You have one guess. What? What…   Read Story »

Are The Smurfs racist and anti-Semitic? I don't know, probably? As someone who as a child used to collect Smurf figurines that he kept in a Crown Royal bag, I'm pretty sure The Smurfs are definitely…   Read Story »

In the summertime, there's nothing quite like getting together with a group of your friends, loading up your hitchback with towels and swimsuits and burgers and charcoal and beer and umbrellas and…   Read Story »

Not since the Arthur remake has Hollywood so firmly placed its finger on the pulse of WHAT AMERICA WANTS: CGI adaptations of Belgian comic books from the early 1900s. It's almost spooky how deeply…   Read Story »

The Smurfs teaser trailer, you guys: Look, I'm an adult. And this movie was not made for adults. Even an adult who used to love the Smurfs, and as a child had a velvet Crown Royal bag where he…   Read Story »