AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Remember that picture of The Rock's legs?! My god. I think I forgot about it for a little while, but all I can feel right now is the image burning through my brain and it hurts so…   Read Story »

Oh my god, I don't know. Uhhh. Christmas? Christmas trees. Tree trunks. Legs. THE ROCK'S LEGS! AHHHHHH! Ok, ummmm, holiday parties! Holiday parties are fun. You get to wear a nice dress, your friends…   Read Story »

Is everybody excited for Valentine's Day? Is everyone saying "YESSSSSSSS" right now? "Yessss, I love writing a card for someone and eating dinner or just not doing anythingggggg." Is that what you're…   Read Story »

I can't imagine how difficult it must be for celebrities to give so many interviews all the time while trying to keep their craziness under wraps. I don't really even mean that in a jerky,…   Read Story »

The Rock is a really horrible actor and Jerry Bruckheimer suffers from a serious case of Cigar Face, but these types of comments will have to be put on hold because the two of them are producing a TV…   Read Story »

Well, the day has finally come. Dwayne Johnson's The Tooth Fairy is IN THEATERS NOW. It's hard to believe that the months of sweaty, borderline-painful anticipation are over. The film currently has…   Read Story »

Tooth Fairy trailer, you guys: I know that some things just aren't made for me, like, I'm clearly not the intended audience. I know that, of course I know that. So it makes sense that, say, the…   Read Story »

Check out the movie poster for Dwayne Johnson's new movie, Tooth Fairy. Very powerful stuff. I'm sure members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences see this poster and are like "honey,…   Read Story »

The Rock is not a terrible comic actor, but SNL seems to think that the funniest thing about The Rock is dressing The Rock up in girly clothes and making him sing and dance. You know, because he's a…   Read Story »

Remember on Sunday when Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson presented at The Oscars, and was introduced as just "Dwayne Johnson," and everyone was like "That's so cute, he dropped 'The Rock' because he wants…   Read Story »