For those of you who are lucky enough not to know this for some reason, LuAnn DeLesseps is a character from The Real Housewives of New York. She used to be called "Countess" LuAnn DeLesseps because…   Read Story »

Does this mean the show is over? Because I'm pretty sure she just won.   Read Story »

Will one of you please answer this Real Housewives of New York casting call and get on this show? DESTROY THE MACHINE FROM THE INSIDE!   Read Story »

For all that talk of how Bravo couldn't fit it all into one episode, it really seems like they could have fit it all into one episode. At one point, as they cut to commercial, Andy "I Drink Alone A…   Read Story »

By the end of last night's FIRST HOUR of the LEGENDARY TWO-PART The Real Housewives of New York Reunion episode, I felt like I had just undergone some kind of Abu Grhaibian torture session. I'm not…   Read Story »

And so we find ourselves once again at the end of a season of The Real Housewives of New York. Did we learn anything? No we did not. Did we at least have fun? I am not sure that is what you would…   Read Story »

One morning, Simon woke up and was like "AHHHHHHH! We don't have any WINDOW TREATMENTS!" And by one morning, I mean every morning. It's called the McCord Alarm Clock. Every day at 7:00 AM, Simon…   Read Story »

It's October for the Real Housewives, and you know what that means: do you? Because I have no idea what that means. These women's lives are such vacuous shadowplays of human existence, shuttled from…   Read Story »

Last week, Jill completed the renovation of her apartment from a somewhat stuffy velveteen condo into Liberace's barf basket. Did you know that Liberace once paid for one of his lovers to get…   Read Story »

Yes! The claws are out! Women be clawin'! After all of the excitement of Fashion Week in the last episode, it's time to find out what really happens when people (people=nightmarish depictions of the…   Read Story »