Ted Danson! You're giving away all of our secrets! What a traitor! President Mystery, throw him in Guy Jail! What is that book he's reading from, anyway? The Big Book Of Boringest Things You Can…   Read Story »

Well, here's a real video of Mormon guys demonstrating their best pickup lines. The "You're a tall drink of water, and I'm thirsty!" one is kind of Mormon-filthy!: Whoa, wait a second, this is…   Read Story »

There is no Pick Up Artist reunion episode. But there is a video from the "Official" Pick Up Artist season 2 finale viewing party, which was a reunion of sorts. The cast is all there for Simeon's…   Read Story »

After eight long weeks, the students have become the masters. If by students you mean nerds, and if by masters you mean nerds in disguise. After Greg The Liar's shocking elimination last week, it's…   Read Story »

There is no Sexual Quickfire Challenge this week since it's down to the final three. There is only one challenge, and it is the most dubious and uncomfortable yet. More dubious and uncomfortable than…   Read Story »

As we all know (every single one of us), the winner of Season 1 of The Pick Up Artist, Kosmo, turned out to be a struggling actor named Alvaro Orlando, who had an online acting reel and everything.…   Read Story »

It's down to the final four: Rian, Greg, Simeon, and Matt, also known as Crybaby, Plant, Yikes, and Jew. I don't really think Greg is a plant, I GUESS, but I do feel like it would be way easier to…   Read Story »

This week, Mystery explains that the boys need to work on their "verbal DHVs," because all of their games are lacking. Wait, all of a sudden saying "Did you guys see the fight outside?" and "My…   Read Story »

This week's episode is all about "kino escalation" which is Mystery's Dungeons and Dragons term for "touching girls." The first thing he makes the boys do is tell him on national TV what their sexual…   Read Story »

One of the most charming things on this show is the post-elimination consoling that the boys always do with each other. They exchange hugs and express their shock and sadness to see someone leave. It…   Read Story »