The Onion News Network: LOL. I know it's supposed to be satire, but not knowing anything about non-Wii-sports videogames, I would have assumed we were already there already. The ostrich kills me…   Read Story »

"These shows are basically teaching a skank to believe 'I have to drink Jagermeister shots out of another skank's infected double-pierced belly button or I'm not good enough!'": For someone who…   Read Story »

The Onion people usually stay pretty behind the scenes, presumably preferring to let their satirical empire speak for itself rather than run around making everyone sick of them. And that's perfect,…   Read Story »

Usually, we don't post stuff from The Onion, because who isn't already reading The Onion? But it's been in reruns (or whatever) lately and this is just too great for anyone to miss. The Onion News…   Read Story »

Or so goes a new column in The Onion. If this blog was owned by CNN I would introduce this obvious joke with 'THIS IS PARODY AND MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.' Or, I guess, If I was CNN or…   Read Story »

I'm pretty sure that because this is a "viral video" about a "movie trailer" that I'm getting paid double for this post. That's almost four dollars, everyone. Bagel Bites are on me today.   Read Story »