Showing All "The Future" Posts
Jul 20th, 2011 31 Comments
I realize that, in posting this video, I am pretty much only talking about how I want something from a commercial. It's basically like I just sent you all a link to my Urban Outfitters online…   Read Story »
Jul 14th, 2011 12 Comments
I can't say enough about great shopping online is. You don't have to be around any people, you don't have to try a million things on and have none of them fit, and you don't have to go anywhere. It's…   Read Story »
Jun 14th, 2011 21 Comments
Video of this semi-liquid-moving machine, SWITL, has been floating around the internet since March-ish, I think. Not that I saw it then. But just in case you saw it then. "Already checked this…   Read Story »
Oct 7th, 2010 51 Comments
Whatever, robot. When your boyfriend is finished folding his socks, why don't the two of you head down to the junkyard and throw yourselves in, because you're TRASH. I'll say that to your stupid…   Read Story »
Sep 14th, 2010 58 Comments
Time Warner is about to make some service changes that will provide cable subscribers (in New York) with timely updates about the status of their upcoming visit from a repair technician, making it…   Read Story »
Jul 8th, 2010 47 Comments
The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was…   Read Story »
Oct 2nd, 2009 32 Comments
It's all fun and games until some Jigsaw uses the Bluetooth Bear to call his victims. Saw XIV: Oh Yes, There Will Be Bluetooth Bear. "This Bluetooth Bear was meant to receive calls, not make…   Read Story »






















