Showing All "The Future" Posts
Apr 11th 19 Comments
Hey girls! You look nice today. Have you been drinking more water? Do you think I should drink more water? Probably, right? It couldn't hurt. I always try to get a really big glass and think that…   Read Story »
Apr 4th 50 Comments
Whuuuuuuuuuuut?! WHY DIDN'T THE PRECOGS TELL US ABOUT THESE?! Maybe it's time to put the Precogs THEMSELVES in Time Jail! Have you guys seen what these "glasses" actually look like? Even Will.i.Am…   Read Story »
Mar 28th 15 Comments
After the jump, I have posted a video that features a live demonstration of a new-fangled technology in which a computer, or WHATEVER, measures some junk in your hand and then translates that to a…   Read Story »
Mar 6th 14 Comments
We talk a lot about the Robot Uprising here and, needless to say, we have always been on point. Our death at the cold hand of technology remains imminent, and our fear has been justified yet again…   Read Story »
Feb 27th 9 Comments
Last week we were all pretty excited to find out about the new hot fashion trend that is animatronic cat ears. Finally, something we were already so passionate about is in style! So chic! So now!…   Read Story »
Jan 16th 20 Comments
Dear Everyone:
All of our dreams have come true!!!!
Love,
Kelly
PS: I am honestly so excited about this human advancement that I am embarrassed and genuinely hope that NO ONE is…   Read Story »
Jan 12th 27 Comments
The New Yorker has a pretty interesting article this week about the history and future of YouTube. In summation, it talks about how millions of people all over the world watch incredible numbers of…   Read Story »
Oct 27th, 2011 16 Comments
Oh, the hoverboard. Sometimes I almost wonder would it not be better had Back to the Future 2 never been made? In some multiverse existence Steven Spielberg has never offered us this poison pill, and…   Read Story »
Oct 18th, 2011 23 Comments
Have you watched Terra Nova yet? I haven't. I've been too busy petitioning Words with Friends to make "adorkable" a legal move. (Ding dong. New Girl joke!) Anyway, Terra Nova. I guess it's based on…   Read Story »


























