Showing All "The Bachelorette" Posts
Jun 19th, 2009 22 Comments
Wait, FOX's July 28 overweight-people dating show by the creator of The Bachelor isn't called The Fatchelor anymore, it's back to being called More To Love? (Variety hasn't published a correction.)…   Read Story »
May 19th, 2009 21 Comments
The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is successful in part because it rarely changes. Despite "tweaks" like last night's 30 men instead of 25, the series is comforting in its predictable cycles of…   Read Story »
May 15th, 2009 5 Comments
Back in March when Fox announced that they were producing a new reality show in which overweight women would compete for the love of "a Kevin James type," I made an obvious, silly, joke that the show…   Read Story »
Mar 30th, 2009 2 Comments
FOX has greenlit a new reality show by the creators of The Bachelor, where overweight women will compete for the love of "a Kevin James type." It's called The Fatchelor. JK, it's called More To Love,…   Read Story »
Mar 3rd, 2009 3 Comments
So all of the things prophesied by The Hard Core Bachelor Bloggers for the Bachelor End Times came to pass last night: Jason dumped Molly, proposed to Melissa, waited six weeks, went on TV again,…   Read Story »
Mar 2nd, 2009 3 Comments
The rumored huge gigantic Bachelor twist/scandal will finally be revealed tonight on the show's "freakish" finale, despite an adorable "Don't Air The Show" fan petition (Who knew Bachelor fans were…   Read Story »
Feb 24th, 2009 4 Comments
Hey, so have you guys been keeping up with all the telenovela shit going down with The Bachelor? We knew it was going to be "freakish," and "pure Network," but as of last week there's now a huge…   Read Story »
Feb 16th, 2009 3 Comments
The New York Times has a story today about what a huge hit this season of The Bachelor is because the bachelor has a kid this time. And then, suddenly, there's this part:
[The show's producer] Mr.…   Read Story »
Jan 26th, 2009 4 Comments
Don't cry and pick your nose at the same time. In fact, don't do either. It seems simple, almost innate, but on last night's show, Shannon, a Dental Hygienist (and if you watched the first episode,…   Read Story »
Jan 6th, 2009 2 Comments
Talk about burying the lead! On last night's interminable 2-hour premiere of The Bachelor (no reality show should ever be 2 hours), all of the usual things happened: drunk bitches alternately…   Read Story »



















