Showing All "The Bachelor" Posts
Mar 30th, 2009 2 Comments
FOX has greenlit a new reality show by the creators of The Bachelor, where overweight women will compete for the love of "a Kevin James type." It's called The Fatchelor. JK, it's called More To Love,…   Read Story »
Mar 3rd, 2009 3 Comments
So all of the things prophesied by The Hard Core Bachelor Bloggers for the Bachelor End Times came to pass last night: Jason dumped Molly, proposed to Melissa, waited six weeks, went on TV again,…   Read Story »
Mar 2nd, 2009 3 Comments
The rumored huge gigantic Bachelor twist/scandal will finally be revealed tonight on the show's "freakish" finale, despite an adorable "Don't Air The Show" fan petition (Who knew Bachelor fans were…   Read Story »
Feb 24th, 2009 4 Comments
Hey, so have you guys been keeping up with all the telenovela shit going down with The Bachelor? We knew it was going to be "freakish," and "pure Network," but as of last week there's now a huge…   Read Story »
Feb 16th, 2009 3 Comments
The New York Times has a story today about what a huge hit this season of The Bachelor is because the bachelor has a kid this time. And then, suddenly, there's this part:
[The show's producer] Mr.…   Read Story »
Jan 26th, 2009 4 Comments
Don't cry and pick your nose at the same time. In fact, don't do either. It seems simple, almost innate, but on last night's show, Shannon, a Dental Hygienist (and if you watched the first episode,…   Read Story »
Jan 15th, 2009 34 Comments
In a charming YouTube video he describes as "proof I have too much time on my hands," a Canadian gentleman demonstrates with footage how he's figured out, only two episodes in, which woman Jason…   Read Story »
Jan 6th, 2009 2 Comments
Talk about burying the lead! On last night's interminable 2-hour premiere of The Bachelor (no reality show should ever be 2 hours), all of the usual things happened: drunk bitches alternately…   Read Story »
Jan 5th, 2009 6 Comments
If one of your New Year's resolutions was to watch better television, or watch less crap television, yay, me too. And smart people like us can start tonight, with the first two episodes of the BBC's…   Read Story »
Dec 10th, 2008 Comment
The new Bachelor from the next season of The Bachelor is engaged and in love after being on The Bachelor! Duh, because they all release a statement saying that before every Bachelor cycle. But…   Read Story »























