Jimmy Fallon did that fun thing when shaving off his beard, trying out a bunch of different moustache looks in the process. Click through for a GIF of the results. Shown: the handlebar!…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: what's up? Kelly: Oh, you know Kelly: Nothing. Wondering if it's going to rain today. What's up with you? Gabe: nothing much Gabe: just sitting…   Read Story »

You can take your grilled cheese sandwiches and your wallpaper water stains and you can shove them where the nobody cares because this is how Jesus appears to true beliebers, in a cell phone photo…   Read Story »

Oh, ladies. Always a pharmaceutical sales rep, never a TV bride!   Read Story »

This season of The Bachelor, which premiered last night on ABC, stars Brad Womack as The Bachelor again. I guess he was already The Bachelor once? Well he's back. Congrats, ladies. If someone goes on…   Read Story »

If you're anything like me, then you have been beating your head against a cinder block incessantly ever since they took Temptation Island off the air (with a brief respite from the banging to watch…   Read Story »

If there is one thing that people who love to play videogames know about it is the crushing desperation of loneliness and the impossibility of finding true romantic love. THE LEGEND OF ZINGD-YA. Just…   Read Story »

Wait, FOX's July 28 overweight-people dating show by the creator of The Bachelor isn't called The Fatchelor anymore, it's back to being called More To Love? (Variety hasn't published a correction.)…   Read Story »

The Bachelor/Bachelorette series is successful in part because it rarely changes. Despite "tweaks" like last night's 30 men instead of 25, the series is comforting in its predictable cycles of…   Read Story »

Back in March when Fox announced that they were producing a new reality show in which overweight women would compete for the love of "a Kevin James type," I made an obvious, silly, joke that the show…   Read Story »