Haha. AWWWWW! Parents just don't understand, right, Robert Downey Jr.? Poor guy. He's been up there all day and didn't even touch the pb&j sandwich I left outside his door. Downey Jr. is on the cover…   Read Story »

Hahahahahah. TIME. 2. GET. RIPPED. "If you want great delts, be a CGI superhero-slash-supervillain-depending-on-your-mercurial-motivations-in-this-or-that-storyline!"   Read Story »

Dear Total Film Magazine, I know that it can be hard to let go of a grudge. If someone wrongs you -- say, they flirted with your boyfriend even though they knew you were dating him, or they gave…   Read Story »

It's hard to believe it's almost been a week since the Academy Awards. You guys still buzzing or what? Who are you still wearing?! Well, at a certain point we will have to hang the pageantry back in…   Read Story »

Let's get ready to MOOOOVIIIIIIIIES! Did you guys know that Apple is finally releasing a movie trailers app for the iPhone and iPad? This is good. They should have done this a long time ago. I love…   Read Story »

Pee-Wee Herman's Emmy picks. That's all you have to know! About this link! -THR GUYS, I wrote a post on Stereogum today. It's about last night's St. Vincent concert at the Metropolitan Museum of…   Read Story »

"So, Lindsay Lohan's been in the news lately." That was a bit from my new topical stand-up comedy routine. Imagine me saying that but also with the sound of shuffling newspapers. LADIES AND GERMS.…   Read Story »