AWWWWWWWWWW. But also WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. No, nevermind. Don't wait. I'm ready. This makes sense. A dog putting its footprints in cement outside of a gaudy tourist trap because of a movie not that…   Read Story »

Whoa. This is actually kind of incredible. So, Kim Novak, the aging star of the silver screen best known for her role in Vertigo, recently claimed that she felt "raped" when she watched The Artist…   Read Story »

Here is a picture of Jon Hamm and Adam Scott. Jon Hamm has a mustache, Adam Scott has curly hair. It is I guess from the set of Comedy Bang Bang. Everybody loves these guys!…   Read Story »

Just as all of America's hearts were warming to Jean Dujardin, star of Uggie's breakout hit that I still haven't seen yet and get off my back about it, The Artist, a series of posters have been…   Read Story »

[Uggie is currently swept up in the hectic and whirlwind schedule of awards season and on top of that he is a dog, so this interview is fake.] Videogum: Uggie! Uggie: Bark bark bark bark…   Read Story »

I haven't seen The Artist yet, because I don't really want to, and I'm sure it's very good and that I would like it, but, I don't know, leave me alone about it, but one thing I do know about The…   Read Story »

A group of English moviegoers are asking for their money back because The Artist turned out to be SPOILER ALERT silent. This guy knows what they're talking about.   Read Story »

Unfortunately, none of us will ever see any of these movies because we will all be DEAD from HURROCANE IRAN, but please enjoy this glimpse of the future that never was. And enjoy heaven! I hear it is…   Read Story »