"Well, let me start off by asking you this: What function does your girlfriend have, other than that of a human woman? None? None, right -- she's just a human? I don't mean to come off as agressive…   Read Story »

Valentine's Day is right around the corner. What are you guys doing for the most wonderful day of the year?!?! Being truly and deeply in love with someone who fate brought into your loving arms, arms…   Read Story »

"It's hard to even remember what my life was like before meeting Lisa. I woke up in the morning and went to work, I know that much, but what did I think about all day? What occupied my mind, what…   Read Story »

Break ups are tough, but it's important to just get back in that saddle. This guy has a lot of qualities and hopefully someone out there fits his requirements. Something does tell me that the demand…   Read Story »

Which year of law school is it that they teach you the "I'm not racist BUT" defense? 2L? Do they teach that to 2L's? In no other instance can an entire case be rested with a single word. Usually, it…   Read Story »

So she's a bit older. Who cares? You've reached a point in your life where "age" just doesn't factor into what you look for in a potential lover. What matters to you is that she supports you, listens…   Read Story »

In Chloe's defense, it's difficult to know how basic mathematic principals work when your husband is preparing to humiliate you on the Internet. Divorce him! Show your work!   Read Story »

"As a celebrity, it is incredibly hard to meet people. I mean, you meet people all the time, but it's very hard to get to know them, or to trust their motivations. Are they just after your Youth in…   Read Story »

"A lot of the girls at school are so concerned with how they look to other people that they will do stuff just to try and make people think they're this way or that way regardless of whether they're…   Read Story »

I'm so excited for you. It's all finally happening. Ever since you met Greg, things have just been like, AHHHHH, crazy! It's all moved so fast, and OK, yes, some of us were worried in the early days…   Read Story »