LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE! WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS VERY SHITTY! (Via BlameItOn.)   Read Story »

Last week we were treated to a video of a man in a glass box, willingly covered in bees, playing clarinet. It was as if the video had been specifically designed to agitate a number of our (my)…   Read Story »

Crazy how some mornings you're just surfing the Internet, checking out what's going on here and there, having already decided that it was kind of a slow news day when BAM! You stumble upon the STORY…   Read Story »

Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: whattup? Kelly: n2m Kelly: Mostly just the same old stuff, what's up with you? Gabe: nothing much Gabe: i'm going to get a haircut someday soon? Gabe:…   Read Story »

While most of us agree that all pranks big dumb wastes of everyone's time and consistently steal from us the small amount of trust we've developed in their fellow humans, this one from "famous…   Read Story »

Why do bugs exist? That's probably a very good selling point for an atheist. "If God exists, how do you explain bugs? Wouldn't you think a loving God who cared about the souls He created in His image…   Read Story »

Hey, check out this awful bullshit Russel Brand did.* From The Sun: SEX-MAD comic Russell Brand was told off by Billy Connolly after he refused to start filming until a wardrobe girl flashed her…   Read Story »

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! SPIDERS ARE STILL NOT OK TO INTERACT WITH OR BE AROUND IN ANY CAPACITY, EXCLUDING THOSE SPIDERS THAT ARE ALREADY DEAD AND HANGING UP ON WALLS IN MUSEUMS OR WHATEVER SO KIDS…   Read Story »

You and your friends have a pact that your love lives are your own business. No judging allowed. Each of you understand that sometimes what can look on the outside like a sloppy doofus can be, deep…   Read Story »

Headphones UP for this one. (What you wanted has lots of cursing!) I'm certainly not going to give you a hard time about what you, the people, wanted. We all want different things, and…   Read Story »