People often grossly underestimate the importance of telephone manners. Actually, no, that's very true. That was going to be a joke about this video (tears up speech, throws it away) but now I'm…   Read Story »

Lady Gaga and Beyonce are in a video together? Great! It's 10 minutes long? Oh. (Who does Lady Gaga think she is, the Black Eyed Peas?) Lady Gaga and Beyonce in "Telephone," you guys: Look, I…   Read Story »