Up until now, I have never actually experienced the trite but (it turns out) real generational gap between young people and old people when it comes to music, where the old person genuinely just…   Read Story »

FilmDrunk points out that the enormous popularity of the Twilight series of books and movies has expanded its merchandising to a theme cruise. The trip includes an autograph session and a costume…   Read Story »

Last week we got a breathtaking 14 second preview of the trailer for Twilight: New Moon. Last night at the MTV Movie Awards, the full trailer premiered, and SPOILER ALERT it is still so stupid.…   Read Story »

This is one of those viral-hopeful videos that everyone is supposed to think is real but a week later it's revealed to be an ad. Like 99% of them, it's SO OBVIOUSLY FAKE, but I guess we can forgive…   Read Story »

The new Partnership For A Drug Free America ad campaign is all about how you have to be really tough on your teenagers to keep them off drugs, because they're not cute like newborn babies. They want…   Read Story »

Man, the Wolverine: Origins publicity train has left LOL Station and is speeding its way to FAIL Town. First there was yesterday's Rochelle, Rochelle movie poster, and now there's what appears to be…   Read Story »

This is a clip (via Gawker) from a TruTV (whatever that is) reality show called The Principle's Office, in which two friends are called into the principal's office to go over what is and what is not…   Read Story »

Naturally, any Twilight fan worth her 12-year-old weight in BLOOD (get it?) knows that the only way to truly show your allegiance and affection is on Facebook. OMG, TOTES. Because it's a series of…   Read Story »

Yelling out the window at strangers is classic teenager stuff, but see, these kids took that whole concept and turned it on its ear. It's a real paradigm shift in children yelling things from…   Read Story »

When you're a kid, you're taught that bullies only taunt you because they have low self-esteem. It's not until much later that you realize bullies only taunt you because they can, and it's fun.…   Read Story »