Showing All "Teenagers" Posts
Mar 30th, 2010 68 Comments
Cowabunga!
How's it hanging, dudes who plan to work hard to avoid the mistakes of their fathers and young women who want a more flexible and undogmatic approach to feminist ideals? Off the chain!…   Read Story »
Feb 8th, 2010 50 Comments
Man, I am almost as frustrated as CopperCab that people will not let him get his word out there, because I am so curious what his word is! Here we are, four videos deep, and I keep hearing about this…   Read Story »
Jan 29th, 2010 47 Comments
Clearly, there are still a lot of questions that remain to be answered in the open case regarding the disappearance of a dog named Rigby and the possibly criminal actions of one Wolfie Blackheart…   Read Story »
Nov 19th, 2009 46 Comments
Energy drinks!
I know that many of you cool dudes and even cooler young women are reading this on your smartphones right now, because that is the only way to access the NET when you are spending the…   Read Story »
Oct 28th, 2009 33 Comments
LA Gear!
Listen, fresh dudes who respect girls and want everyone to be treated equally, and proud young women who know that they are in charge of their own destinies (which could even include being…   Read Story »
Sep 23rd, 2009 18 Comments
Personally, I've never read Sweet Valley High (SURPRISE!), but I assume that it is full of garbage neologisms and self-indulgent teen-speak. And if not, it is now. Something something hamburger phone.   Read Story »
Sep 14th, 2009 82 Comments
Kanye West, right you guys? Classic Kanye West. While the world will always remember the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards as the year in which the Jigsaw-headed man-baby went up on stage for no reason to…   Read Story »
Sep 13th, 2009 263 Comments
IT'S FINALLY HERE! THE THING THAT WE BARELY EVEN REMEMBERED WAS STILL A THING THAT HAPPENED ANYMORE BECAUSE WHY WOULD IT, IT'S IRRELEVANT! If you are watching the MTV Video Music Awards tonight for…   Read Story »
Sep 1st, 2009 34 Comments
MTV confirmed yesterday that they were moving ahead with their announced Teen Wolf remake TV series. Oh, great news! I'm going to crush a beer can on my forehead in celebration in the hopes that the…   Read Story »
Aug 5th, 2009 46 Comments
Homework sucks!
Yo, dawgs and girls who are as beautiful for their minds as they are for their bodies, if there's one thing that every kid knows, it's that being cool is totally crucial. Being cool…   Read Story »
























