Never stop, you guys. Laughing. Oh, just in case I didn't make it clear, I meant never stop laughing. Yeah. (Thank you for the tip, Mary.)   Read Story »

When screenwriter Aaron Sorkin was hired to write The Social Network, he knew that the only way he was going to be able to really create a believable portrait of student life on the campus of Harvard…   Read Story »

Don't you hate it when you're SEXTING some girl but your fingers are too stupid and you get slapped in the face? PROBLEM SOLVED:…   Read Story »

Yo Homeboys! And also homeyoungwomen! Man, you know what I love? Paying attention in class and respecting adults who are just trying to help me! But you know what I love even more than that?…   Read Story »

On last night's Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Long (Accepted, Old Dogs) revealed that after receiving an accidental text from a teenager, he spent the next few months trolling her. That'll do,…   Read Story »

No diggity! Holler, dogs. You know, high school is pretty tough what with all the homework and tests and adults who don't know anything and are such failures in their own lives that they're just…   Read Story »

There is no way I'm suffering having seen this video about a teenager who has trouble seeing and goes to the hospital and learns that there is a maggot growing in (and EATING) his eyeball by myself.…   Read Story »

Good morning. (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

There was an article in the New York Times yesterday about how Wall Street is going through a hiring boom and doling out massive bonuses in anticipation of a robust recovery of the financial…   Read Story »

As we know, my favorite news story is (and will always be) LINDSAY LOHAN'S SCRAM BRACELET. And my second favorite news story is the current political scandal in South Carolina. But Jodie Foster being…   Read Story »