There now you know-ah don-you ge it calculah ah whal faa fla ah lih mih? (Thanks for the tip, Benjamin!)   Read Story »

Hey, we all love movies! We love going to movies, we love watching movies on our telephones, we love seeing movies we didn't even ever want to see if it's showing for free on an airplane because for…   Read Story »

Obviously, things work a little differently in places that aren't the place where I live. I get it, and I'm not tryna be down on it. People can use the metric system if they want, whatever gets them…   Read Story »

First this: And then this: Just kidding. You know, Tony Danza could be doing a lot worse things with his time than pretending like he's a school teacher (which he is not). He could,…   Read Story »

I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news. The bad news is that summer is almost over, and you know what that means: back to school, where no one even knows ANYTHING. Teachers are the…   Read Story »

You remember in school how your teachers didn't seem to understand ANYTHING that was really going on in the world? And how, much like PARENTS (Yuck! Booooo!), they would insist on corny antics and…   Read Story »

Needless to say, this is your essay question: Embedded video from CNN Video Incredible. "If you knocked your brother down, would you urinate in his mouth?" Oh to spend one hour in the living…   Read Story »

There's an unusual (and unusually entertaining) ad for this summer's comedy-that-can't-get-here-soon-enough, Funny People, on the NBC website. It's positioned as a clip from a hit NBC show called Yo,…   Read Story »

In this heated battle between Mr. Ely and Mr. Mitchell for the special "Teacher/Holiday/Return Edition" of Iron Mic, Neil, Marvelous, and DeMarco will have to determine which of these MC's will be…   Read Story »