Man, I know that it's never very cool when blogs complain about how boring the Internet is, because only boring blogs are bored, or whatever, but apparently the Lawnmower Man has already left on…   Read Story »

Gushers, son! Listen up cool dudes who think that it's OK for guys to be into fashion now, and even cooler girls who know that they're the only ones who can keep themselves from achieving their…   Read Story »

At yesterday's premiere of Twilight: New Moon, there were plenty of full-grown adults who made signs expressing their love of the series and their refusal of psychotropic medication. But there were…   Read Story »

Oh. My. God. You. Guyz. Last night was the Twilight: New Moon premiere in Hollywood, California. Is anyone else's head falling off, or is it just me over here? HELP! MY HEAD! The only thing that I…   Read Story »

Gettin' Jiggy with it! OMG, u guyz. There should be some kind of SEXTING shorthand for the feeling you get when you realize that all of these years of being crazy in love with vampires have been a…   Read Story »

Here's the new New Moon trailer that premiered during the MTV Video Music Awards last night, you guys: Ha! So many teenagers were probably taken to the hospital last night when their hearts…   Read Story »

"HELLOOOOOO?! Is it November yet? I am dying over here. Last night my mom was like "why are you crying?" and I was like "New Moon doesn't come out for weeks and GET OUT OF MY ROOM. Didn't you see the…   Read Story »

Wussup ninja turtles, You're not going to believe this dudes, and girls who are serious about finding their own voices and making a difference in this world: it's a new New Moon trailer, and Taylor…   Read Story »

WASSUP POGS! Yo, as you probably heard on da grapevine, this week is Comi-Con, which is the world's greatest place for all of the coolest posters for movies that won't come out for three years.…   Read Story »

Big news, Twilight fans (There have to be some, right? One of my best friends is a Twilight fan): Taylor Lautner, who played the gentle, kind, puppy-eyed, loving, sweet-hearted, harmless,…   Read Story »