If you've been following the Gerard Depardieu news, read a book. Guys! You don't have to follow everything. Life is about making choices. Anyway, after the election of France's new president,…   Read Story »
At least SOMEONE has the courage to stand up to the President of the United States when he's asleep at the wheel. Once again, Lindsay Lohan tweets truth to power. I'm not sure what Mitt Romney's…   Read Story »
There's a pretty powerful moment in Roman Polanski's Chinatown that summarizes not only the movie, but also the dark, complicated, and unknowable existence of the monied class. It happens right…   Read Story »
Did you do your taxes yet? Guuuuyyyyyysssss!!! What have we been talking about this whole time?! You have to do them come onnnnn!!!!! Anyway, hopefully you did them, and if you didn't do them,…   Read Story »
You know those headphones that your boyfriend stole for you from Circuit City in the confusion of their liquidation sale? Put them on, because he has a mouth:
Squeezy feels like he was hit in…   Read Story »
If you don't want the Mulders and Scullys of the government coming around asking too many questions, you better get your taxes done right.
Remember, the deadline for filing your taxes is 3AM…   Read Story »
Taxslayer.com, who made us disrespect them earlier this year with their terrible Sopranos commercial, are back with a whole new invention: a lady removes her clothing while talking about how great…   Read Story »
Who isn't making viral videos these days? Obviously, the children are making viral videos. They're the ones who started it. But historically, whatever the children are doing will quickly be co-opted…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.