Hey guys, I just wanted to give everyone a quick, friendly reminder about tattoos: they are forever. Yeah. I know that in our hectic modern world of SEXTING and Razr Scooters that it can be pretty…   Read Story »

"The real problem with tattoos is that they're not permanent ENOUGH. Sure, I will have this on my body for the rest of my life, and obviously that's great news, but what about after I die? What if I…   Read Story »

Your body is gross.   Read Story »

In light of this morning's Stephen Baldwin Charity Mission news, a tipster (thanks, Sam!) sent in this INSANE fun fact from the Official Stephen Baldwin Wikipedia Page: Baldwin has a tattoo on…   Read Story »

One of the neatest things about your boyfriend is how he is so full of ideas. Like one time he made you a birthday card covered in razor blades, and you had to go to the hospital, but no one had ever…   Read Story »

Like I said, Tony Danza leg tattoo. Also known as "your tattoo."   Read Story »

Oprah opened up yesterday's show, featuring Brad PItt and Cate Blanchett, to webcam questions, and this webcam question disaster happened when your girlfriend (of 17 years) wouldn't stop pestering…   Read Story »