Over the weekend, Mila Kunis was announced as Esquire's Sexiest Woman of 2012. DO YOU AGREE? Is she the sexiest woman alive in the whole world? Although I cannot say with any authority that she is…   Read Story »

AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look, Taken was great. So fun. And I'm excited for Taken 2. I bet it's great and so fun. But the fact that he actually says "Listen to me carefully, Kim. Your mother is…   Read Story »

I still don't know who you are. I still don't know what you want. If you are still looking for ransom, I can tell you I still don't have money. But what I do still have are a very particular set of…   Read Story »

I want you to get under the bed. Now I need you to listen to me very carefully: they are going to take you, TOO!   Read Story »