Yesterday we reported (JOURNALISM BY JOURNALISTS) that Leonardo DiCaprio has reconvened the Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) but now with a whole new cast of characters. Goodbye David Blaine. Hello Bradley…   Read Story »

Sometimes things aren't as they seem. Sometimes you think you're walking into a hair salon for humans, eager to get a fancy new trim, only to find out that you are in a hair salon for dogs and cats.…   Read Story »

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A SWIMMING POOL AND LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE OCEAN! The two of you were clearly made for each other. Kiss! Kiss! Did you read the part where his mom says…   Read Story »

ATTENTION HUMANS! YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY RECEIVED WARNINGS OF A BLOODY, SOULLESS TERRESTRIAL ROBOT UPRISING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN IN PROGRESS IN THE PAST. STAY ON WATCH FOR THE TERRESTRIAL ROBOT…   Read Story »

Even when it's something that you're naturally supposed to be able to do, like swim (if you're a dog) or, say, interact with other humans without being weird about it (if you're a human), there are…   Read Story »