He's like the Susan Boyle of homeless men! Normally, I would expect a homeless man to sound different. Like worms, I guess. I just basically assume that a homeless person's voice sounds like a…   Read Story »

At some point, we as a species will no longer be amazed at human voices coming out of human heads, no matter how much those heads do not fit our preconceived notions of what a head, or at least that…   Read Story »

A young man named Lin Yu Chun, competing on a Chinese reality show called Super Star Avenue, performed a rendition of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" that was really quite impressive. Now,…   Read Story »

It's being reported this morning that Robin Williams has been approached to play Susan Boyle in a movie. Smart. From the New York Post: ROBIN Williams might dig up his "Mrs. Doubtfire" drag and play…   Read Story »

It's basically like if Susan Boyle had better clothes, better back-up music, better dance moves, better karate kicks, and a better arrow through her fucking face.   Read Story »

On the outside they look like regular old boiled potatoes (also: virgins). On the inside they're stuffed with talent. Yum.   Read Story »

The obvious and inevitable Susan Boyle backlash has begun. Duh. Last Thursday, Michael Musto at the Village Voice wrote in protest of the heavy theatricality of the supposedly inspiring…   Read Story »

An adult entertainment company claims that it is offering Britain's gotter of talent, Susan Boyle, 1,000,000 dollars (or 5 Euros. Do people still make that joke? It's 2007, right?) to star in her own…   Read Story »

A frumpy, virginal, somewhat hammy 47-year-old cat lady from Bathgate, West Lothian in Scotland performed on Britain's Got Talent this weekend, and for a really long time it looked like she was…   Read Story »