Earlier this week, Barack and Michelle Obama appeared on The View to talk about the day's Hot Topics, or whatever. (Michelle can't believe that the woman in Idaho who got gum in her hair went to the…   Read Story »

If you're anything like me, then you have been beating your head against a cinder block incessantly ever since they took Temptation Island off the air (with a brief respite from the banging to watch…   Read Story »

I knew that everyone in Hollywood were buddies, but I didn't know that they all officiated at each other's weddings! No wonder that place is going to fall into the ocean.   Read Story »

Survivor host Jeff Probst blogs about Survivor: Gabon for Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch blog. This week he went humorously overboard with apologies for how "short" his recap was. Then, desperate…   Read Story »

Remember Marcus from Survivor: Gabon, who suffered an unfortunate penile "tip slip" that made it to air in the premiere last week? By way of defending their network standards, CBS has put out a press…   Read Story »

I didn't catch the premiere of Survivor: Gabon last night, but according to our friends at FeyFriends, a contestant named Marcus lost brief control of his thingy while running in some sort of race of…   Read Story »

Last week, as a Double Dog dare, I had to make and post a Survivor audition tape. My friend Whitney Pastorek over at Entertainment Weekly made fun of it and announced that she would be digging up and…   Read Story »

The Challenge: Despite being averse to cameras, teamwork, exotic foods, travel, haircuts, and physical exertion, I have to submit an audition tape to Survivor. The Result: As with the Saw marathon…   Read Story »