An on-line dating website for homosexual men attempted to purchase advertising during the Super Bowl, whatever that is, which is airing this year on CBS. The network considered running the ad, but…   Read Story »

It is 2009, so it just makes sense that the FCC wants to re-open the 2004 Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake Superbowl halftime show obscenity case. IT JUST MAKES SENSE. Justice must be served. Some…   Read Story »

Obviously, lots of noise is made every year about the Super Bowl ads. This year a 30-second spot cost $3 million dollars. Perfect. The children of Darfur say, "false economy, schmalse economy!" They…   Read Story »

Boy, this weekend's exciting race between the two gangs of sportsletes to be the best at footsketball is going to really be an impressive display of power skills. Both of the groups of people who…   Read Story »

Hosea says that there are only seven chefs left, so there is no room for error. This is incorrect. There are six rooms for error. The guest judge is Scott Conant, who just won three stars in the NYT…   Read Story »

HEY, FUCK YOU, MISTER. I could understand it if you wanted to "interrupt whatever the fuck" I was thinking about with some important announcement about Dannity Kane's new cassingle, or maybe if you…   Read Story »