The summer months are just around the corner, so you know you have GOT to brush up on your watermelon cutting skills before hitting the picnics. What if someone needs a watermelon cut for a fruit…   Read Story »

As summer comes to an end it's hard not to dwell on the summer-exclusive things that you never actually got around to doing. Maybe, for basically the second year in a row, you never actually went to…   Read Story »

The Duggars, as far as I know, are a very large family with a television show. That is as much as I know about them, and I'm upset that I know even THAT much. So it comes as no surprise to me that I…   Read Story »

I hate the way that human beings treat each other and I hate this video.   Read Story »

Here it is, early August, and I'm sitting in my office staring at a computer screen like an absolute IDIOT, while these monkeys (literally, they are monkeys) are having a fucking pool party? Ooh la…   Read Story »

The summer is a time for lots of things. It is the time for beaches, and barbecues, and camping, and swimming, and sunscreen, and for making boring lists of obvious things that everyone already…   Read Story »

[Note: In a recent poll, more Americans said they would want to share a vacation rental home with Kelly Ripa than any other famous person, including the Obamas.] I put my suitcase in my room and…   Read Story »

Maxim magazine has put together a list of the "15 Most WTF Movie Moments from Summer 2008." To be fair, though, Maxim, isn't anything that's not a chick in a bikini pouring Jaegermeister on the…   Read Story »

The New Kids On The Block are like the Mission Impossible crew: when one of them sends out a text message saying "it's on," they all have to get in their fancy cars, helicopters, and yachts, and go…   Read Story »