Sorry, TED Talk about drying your hands and TED Talk about tying your shoes, but this almost impossibly un-self-aware 10 minutes of self-aggrandizement-disguised-as-humility humblebrag-garbage in…   Read Story »

Step 1: Make chili cheese nachos. Step 2: Consider some of the mistakes you have made, but not the mistakes that are too upsetting to consider. Step 3: Sit in bath for awhile. Step 4: Clean under…   Read Story »

They are adapting Myst, a highly popular computer game from the 1840s, into a feature film. Sure. It's called knowing what people are still interested in and definitely want, and giving it to them.…   Read Story »

In light of this morning's Stephen Baldwin Charity Mission news, a tipster (thanks, Sam!) sent in this INSANE fun fact from the Official Stephen Baldwin Wikipedia Page: Baldwin has a tattoo on…   Read Story »

Ding ding ding ding! It has been a long and intense race, but we finally have a winner for Most Depressing Thing! It is a cookbook called Microwave Cooking for One. Here is author Marie T. Smith…   Read Story »

Oh jeeeeeeez. Avatar was neat, or whatever, but this is becoming unacceptable. From CNN James Cameron's completely immersive spectacle "Avatar" may have been a little too real for some fans who say…   Read Story »

In case you don't know who Tucker Max is (lucky!), he's some shithead blogger who blogged about what a shithead he was and then turned that into a book and now they've turned that into a movie, and…   Read Story »

Al Roker, the King of All Mediocrity, made his debut hosting Celebrity Family Feud last night. As one might expect, it was a vaseline-smiled romp with weather-beaten celebrities using their families…   Read Story »

As if I could get any more not at all excited about M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening, now I see this: HAHAHHAHAHA. No, lady on the street, "this is not good." I'm glad to see that when critical…   Read Story »

Choke trailer, you guys: Call it, Carla Jean Moss. It looks like actress Kelly Macdonald has already been pigeonholed into playing mousy nice girls who get tossed around by the rough currents of…   Read Story »