First, an IMPORTANT correction. Sean, a reader, sends this email: To whom it may concern, This message is for “Gabe” the writer of The Walking Dead recaps, couldn’t find any other way to…   Read Story »

Grimes is eulogizing Dale, who died last week when a zombie rubbed his tummy too hard. Dale, Grimes explains, could get under your skin, which is an idiom that is sometimes used as an insult and…   Read Story »

Daryl is beating up Russell in the shed. Right. No, yeah. Last week, Grimes kept saying "I need a night to think about what to do, and Daryl needs a night to beat up Russell in the shed." This poor…   Read Story »

This week's episode begins "in media res," which is a Latin phrase that means "surrounded by zombies." Grimes and Shane are covered in blood. That kid who Hand That Rocked the Cradle'd his leg last…   Read Story »

This week, we begin with Lori up in heaven. She meets Albert Einstein and Beethoven! "Hey, Lori," God says, "sorry about all those zombies. We had kind of a mix up at the front office." Lori's eyes…   Read Story »

They're back! All our old pals. Oof. You know how on Friday afternoon you are so excited for the weekend and the world feels bright and full of promise and who even knows how much fun and relaxation…   Read Story »

Everyone is having a real grumpy breakfast. Seriously, what's up, guys? Everyone OK? Shane is eating his eggs like they insulted him on his Facebook wall. Andrea's sharpening a knife. Rick is staring…   Read Story »

Carl and Lori are feeding the chickens. "Don't look so worried," Carl says. "That's my job," Lori says. "No it's not, you're a housewife." BOOM! CARL DROPPIN' BOMBS! Lori throws chicken seed in his…   Read Story »

FLASHBAAAAAAAAAACK! Traditionally, a flashback is used as a way to offer up previously unexamined information that might help to explain how or why the characters are behaving in a certain way in the…   Read Story »

A hundred years ago, I went to the movies with some friends of mine and there was a trailer for the Joe Pesci, Danny Glover vehicle Gone Fishin'. In the trailer, Joe Pesci and Danny Glover leave on a…   Read Story »