When I was a kid, if I was listening to a particularly racy serial on the old crystal radio kit, I'd keep my hand on the dial so that if Ma or Pa walked in, I could change the channel quickly and…   Read Story »

Last week, in the comments, someone pointed out the part where Jessica uses her Blackberry to look up ANCIENT NAZI WEREWOLF RUNES, or whatever, on her ANCIENT NAZI WEREWOLF RUNES APP. That, like…   Read Story »

Oh man. This show. It is BACK. All our old pals! Sookie and Bill and Tara. I PRACTICALLY FORGOT ABOUT TARA. It seems impossible, now, of course, since all my old Tara wounds are itching like crazy.…   Read Story »

You know, now that it's over, I think I'm actually going to miss this show. It is terrible, yes, and completely coconuts, and the rules change from one episode to the next. But, it kind of grew on…   Read Story »

Vampire Bill goes to see the Vampire Queen, who is played by Evan Rachel Wood. She is either a terrible actress, or a great actress who is using all of her talent to match the tone of this terrible…   Read Story »

At a certain point this season, I was momentarily won over by this show. I'm not afraid to admit that. It was just as ridiculous as always, but there was something endearing in how bad it was. You…   Read Story »

CLIFFHANGER! At the end of last week's episode, Jason Stackhouse's former friend/rival from the Fellowship of the Sun, Duke? Brady? Troy? storms into the mid-century modern Dallas "hive" and reveals…   Read Story »

At one point in last night's episode, Marianne uses her blood sugar sex magic to make Tara and Eggs (haha! Eggs!) devour a "hunter's souffle," that was made with Daphne's heart. Yuck, but OK. Then…   Read Story »

Sam is about to get MURDERED! He stumbled into the wrong bacchanalian field orgy. Marianne puts on her bull costume and asks for the ceremonial murderin' knife, which is handed to her on a platter,…   Read Story »

There is a new lady vampire. Perfect. One thing that this show has been sorely lacking is an over-abundance of characters and too few plotlines. Vampire Eric called her to make her try and fuck…   Read Story »