It's not as if we hadn't seen this coming for awhile. I think I knew for sure that it was time to say goodbye to True Blood last season when I wrote that I hoped I was dead before the show returned.…   Read Story »

Lafayette and Jesus are enjoying a gorgeous outdoor brunch and boy did they earn it after last week's episode. Eat up, boys, you must be famished! Jesus can kind of tell that something is up with…   Read Story »

Remember last week how Sookie and Lafayette got dissaparated by the witch? (Little Harry Potter keywords humor for you keywords-heads.) Well, she just took them inside the store, which is kind of…   Read Story »

We pick up right where we left off last week, at the Vampire Tolerance Party in the hotel ballroom. It's a bloodbath! There are witch-controlled vampires everywhere. Sookie's running around with her…   Read Story »

Alcide the werewolf is carrying Fairy Sookie through the graveyard to safety after she got shot in the great Witches Vs. Vampires War of 2011 but he is overtaken and Sookie is snatched from his…   Read Story »

Hey, remember last week's thrilling, pulse-pounding cliffhanger when Vampire Jessica, ensorceled by that witch, threw open the doors to the sunlight and there was a gunshot out on the lawn after…   Read Story »

So, that old scrapbooking witch who runs the scented candle store is 100% 400-year-old Spanish witch now. U GOT POSSESS'D! She uses her Vampire Powers to make it look like she is being attacked in…   Read Story »

Eric and Sookie are going at it like a couple of teenagers. Or one teenager and one 900 year old dude in basketball shorts. (Question: was the costume budget slashed this year? You would think that…   Read Story »

Tommy kills his parents with a lead pipe in the mobile billiards home. Fearful that he will be caught and thrown in jail, Tommy jumps in his car and drives out of town as quickly as he can. He cuts…   Read Story »

This week we pick up right where we left off last week, and where we left off last week was Eric eating Sookie's fairy godmother. Whoops! That was just one of those plot elements that is so good and…   Read Story »