Obviously. But that hasn't stopped some coconuts from making a Facebook fan page wishing it to be true. Internet, you're vampiring me apart!   Read Story »

Hey, it's nice to be excited about things! I'm not sure why you taped yourself being (so) excited and put it on-line, but CUPS OF TEA ARE ALL AROUND US.   Read Story »

YO, WASSSUP, I'M TYPING THIS AS FAST AS I CAN BECAUSE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO FALL OUT AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY DYING WORDS ARE TRUE AND SINCERE, BECAUSE EDWARD WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THAT WAY. HE…   Read Story »

Last night my mom was like "Who's Death Car for Cutie?" and I was like "GET OUT OF MY ROOM, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Why can't my mom be a Twilight Mom like Becky's mom?   Read Story »

Forks, Washington, is where Stephanie Meyers's Twilight series is set. Fair enough. It has to be set somewhere, and since Narnia was already taken, Forks is as good a place as any, I suppose. But…   Read Story »

A company called Tantus has made a dildo for Twilight enthusiasts (a dildo for children, basically?). It is called The Vamp. Of course, they can't say that it is a Twilight-themed dildo because of…   Read Story »

New Moon, the sequel to Twilight, has its first poster, you guys. Does it just give you shivers? Well you are 12 and you should put on a sweatshirt. Admittedly, I haven't actually seen Twilight.…   Read Story »

(This week, we're highlighting some of our favorite Videogum posts / video-related moments of 2008. So that's why things look different, and are old, this week. And Happy Almost New Year!)…   Read Story »

Robert Pattinson stood in front of the mirror and mussed at his carefully unkempt bedhead for only 30 minutes that morning, rather than the usual full hour. He was in a hurry. Last night he'd been…   Read Story »

If you're a 14-year-old girl (and Videogum readers are primarily 14-year-old girls), then you already know that a new Twilight trailer was put on-line last night and you've already watched it 12…   Read Story »