Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup with Sandra Fluke because they recognized it…   Read Story »

Certainly you didn't think the Twilight franchise would die after Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2, the final movie based on the final novel, comes out in November, right? That is what you expected?…   Read Story »

James Franco also reviews The Descendants. Naturally. What did you expect? For James Franco NOT to review Twilight and The Descendants for The Paris Review? Be realistic.   Read Story »

Oh ladies, screw your heads back on! They're falling off! From TMZ: TMZ has learned, lady Twihards are invading bridal boutiques, secretly lying about being engaged ... so they can try on a…   Read Story »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. I REALLY hope that the camera pans over to an older couple on vacation and the wife turns to her husband and says "Honey, did you see that?" And he's basically ignoring her…   Read Story »

POGS, ARE YOU SITTING DOWN YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELIVE THIS THERE IS FINALLY A TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN TRAILER FINALLY, LIKE, FOR ONCE GOD HAS APPARENTLY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO…   Read Story »

Last week, I found myself at the precipice of an enormous crossroads. We were at the start of a long holiday weekend, and the new Twilight movie had just come out in theaters. The question, of…   Read Story »

Harry Knowles, one of the worst writers on Earth, has reviewed Twilight: Eclipse, a movie about a teenage girl caught in a love triangle with a dog and a 600 year old corpse. The result is hilarious.…   Read Story »

YO POKEMONS, ARE YOU IN THIS LINE? I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE IN THIS LINE. EVERYONE IS HERE. WE HAVE OUR TENTS AND OUR SLEEPING BAGS AND OUR LIP GLOSS AND OUR ZUNES. IF YOU AREN'T IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW I…   Read Story »

Yo, Pogs, you can now stream the Twilight: Eclipse soundtrack, which has brand new songs from Beck and Bat for Lashes and Band of Horses and Battles among others, in its entirety. It is weird how a…   Read Story »