Dr. William Bell is the world record holder for pole vault in his age bracket. He is 90 years old. Uhhh. NO EXCUSES TODAY, BOYS! Today we are going to pole that vault. (Wait. No, yeah, that's…   Read Story »

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED IN A SWIMMING POOL AND LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE OCEAN! The two of you were clearly made for each other. Kiss! Kiss! Did you read the part where his mom says…   Read Story »

ATTENTION BIOLOGICAL CITIZENS! THE ROBOTS WHO HAVE RISEN UP AGAINST US AND NOW MAKE NEAR DAILY INCURSIONS AGAINST HUMANKIND IN THEIR ROBOWAR TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE NATURAL RESOURCES ARE NO LONGER…   Read Story »

Try this exercise: watch the video again, but this time with your eyes closed. Can you even tell which voice belongs to the baby and which to the grown man? I know! It's impossible! This is not a…   Read Story »

What? (Via Twitch.)   Read Story »

Ooooooh, so THAT'S what March Madness is. That makes sense. Putting this trampoline accident at the top of my bracket! (Via SayOMG.)   Read Story »

When you're a kid, it seems like every new experience and every fulfillment of a wish -- no matter how simple -- is a cause worth celebrating wildly, loudly, and out-of-handedly. Your mom lets you…   Read Story »

I want to get "Who do you think you are? I am!" tattooed on my back. And on a t-shirt. And a mousepad. I want to have it etched into my tombstone. And on the outside of the titanium canister that…   Read Story »

Eek! I don't have any children of my own, but this video brings out ALL of my dad instincts. THIS "ROPE SWING" IS TOO BIG! Be careful, guys. I know you love to have fun and seek thrills, but maybe…   Read Story »

"But my advice to you, Mr. Tebow, from one Gifted Young Athlete to another: don't kill yourself trying to make sense of all the madness."   Read Story »