The new season of The Hills doesn't start until August, but that doesn't mean you can't keep track of everyone's (least) favorite Hollywood Power Saddest Couple Of Emotional Corpses, Plastic Face and…   Read Story »

Last night's season finale of The Hills was really difficult to watch. I just can't willfully suspend my disbelief anymore. Let's take the Las Vegas scene for an example. Heidi is having a meeting…   Read Story »

Here is a clip from the season finale of The Hills. SPOILER ALERT you're welcome. Did they shoot this on a Walkman? You can always tell when it's getting "real" on this show because it suddenly…   Read Story »

On last night's fake episode of The fake Hills, there was barely any Spencer magic. He told fake Stephanie that he was going to fake move out after she fake yelled at him in a fake mad voice about…   Read Story »

The four girls from The Hills (Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, and Whitney) are on the cover of the new Rolling Stone. There's an excerpt from the accompanying article on-line, which gives you the dirt on…   Read Story »

It is good to see that as print media falls into Whoops Ocean, there will still be a resource for self-improvement. At least if the way you want to improve yourself is to become more and more of a…   Read Story »

If I were to ask you if you thought that Spencer Pratt hung out all the time in a coffee shop called Karma Coffehouse, that was completely empty, just sitting on a couch drinking a bottled water and…   Read Story »

By now, we've all heard how Heidi and Spencer went to the White House Correspondents Dinner despite earlier reports that they'd turned down MSNBC's offer (they ended up at Fortune's table). That's…   Read Story »

Hate him or hate him, Spencer Pratt is the only reason The Hills is still on the air. Everyone else is treading water. Do we really care whether Lauren and Lo move into a house together? WTF? Unless…   Read Story »

Now that we've cut the shit about pretending like watching The Hills validates our over-priced college educations, it's nice to just be able to fast forward all the salad eating (Is there more salad…   Read Story »