Back in 2009, we declared an end to giving any of the fools from The Hills any more attention, but I'd hardly say this counts as attention. It's just two sad liars, one wearing a permanent monster…   Read Story »

Move over, Charlie Sheen. You are no longer Mr. Cool Disguise. Now, Spencer Pratt is Mr. Cool Disguise. Everyone adjust your files accordingly.   Read Story »

Trailer for season 6 of The Hills, you guys: It's hard to figure out what Kristin Cavallari says in the part that's bleeped out. "You [bleeped] with the wrong girl, dude." Hmmm. "You have devoted…   Read Story »

The Hills ended last Sunday with a one hour finale in which Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married, Lauren Conrad "quit" her "job," and Kristen Cavallari showed up as if somehow we were supposed…   Read Story »

I'm going to start out by saying this: we will not be regularly covering I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here on this site. I know that saying that is like calling someone to tell them you're never…   Read Story »

Spencer has changed. Says Spencer. He has breakfast with Heidi's long suffering mom, Darlene, and explains that he's been going to therapy. He's already done the early-20's "sleazy guy thing," he…   Read Story »

Heidi is getting married. To Spencer. Our great national nightmare is almost at its end, just as the long, personal nightmare of the Pratts enters a new phase. Spencer has won the approval of Heidi's…   Read Story »

Look, if a "professional MMA fighter" wants to make a rap video for his original song "No Surrender," fair enough. And if he wants that video to include his "crew" backing him up, to prove that he is…   Read Story »

Heidi's dad, no her REAL dad, is coming to visit. And he's bringing his guns. That is what she tells Spencer. "I wouldn't be surprised if he brings his gun." Really? I would. He could be the guy from…   Read Story »

Spencer Pratt is a goat genius, so he knows all about the importance of viral marketing, which is why he is getting the word out there about Heidi Montag Pratt's "music" with an offer that we almost…   Read Story »