Schools should replace those smoking animal posters with posters of this guy. They can say, "You might think it's cool at first, like 'Whoa, how does he even do that?' But at the end of the day, you…   Read Story »

Whenever I see a fake rap video like this that is somehow simultaneously the laziest and most industrious thing of all time, that clearly required hundreds of all-campus email chains, dozens of…   Read Story »

Apparently there was a fad in late 2007 where kids "smoked" Smarties candies by crushing them and inhaling and exhaling the dust. There are a disturbing number of apparently never-found-by-parents…   Read Story »

I once got grounded for a week for teaching my baby brother a trick: I would say "You down with OPP?" and he would reply "Yeah you know me!" Well, I would like an official pardon on that grounding…   Read Story »