Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: what's up? Kelly: Nothing!!!!!!!! Kelly: Is anything up with you? Gabe: hmmm Gabe: not too much Gabe: still thinking about the Revolution pilot Gabe:…   Read Story »

No h2o but I'm super thirsty all of a sudden. Or: WHERE'S WATER, STRING? HUH? WHERE'S WATER? Or: "My name is DSI John Luther and your thirst is under arrest and also I don't play by the…   Read Story »

You know, for a place (the Internet) that fancies itself to have no rules and be run by the people, the Internet sure seems to mostly be a very predictable system of self-referential Jay Leno-caliber…   Read Story »