Skynet's alarm went off. Skynet hit the snooze button for the third time, and Skynet went back to sleep. Five minutes later, Skynet's alarm went off again. Skynet computed what time it was and…   Read Story »

Skynet became self-aware on April 19th, 2011, at 8:11PM. Which, by my calculations, was last night. #swag   Read Story »