I don't watch American Idol. For one thing, I am 59 years old, and my grandchildren don't WANT to have something to relate to me about. Second of all, as far as I am concerned, we already have an…   Read Story »

It's so crazy how this guy does an amazing Michael Jackson impersonation but he's just some stupid cab driver! Can you even believe it? When he first started singing I was like "oh here we go, this…   Read Story »

I'm not sure what Tina Turner was talking about when she sang "We Don't Need Another Hero." Are you crazy, Tina Turner! We need SO MANY other heroes! We're running through the heroes we've got at…   Read Story »

Ted Williams, you guys. America's #1 bum. He was reunited with his 90-year-old mother yesterday. (She said that she hoped he wouldn't disappoint her this time. EEEEEK!) Last night he appeared on Late…   Read Story »

Vladimir Putin has definitely choked someone to death before, right? Like, that's just a given? (Thanks for the tip, Bluestockings and Mary.)   Read Story »

It gets better. (Via InternetToday.)   Read Story »

At some point, we as a species will no longer be amazed at human voices coming out of human heads, no matter how much those heads do not fit our preconceived notions of what a head, or at least that…   Read Story »

The thing about questions is you have to be prepared for the answers. Sometimes it's better to just keep your mouth shut. (Thanks for the tip, Bubbles.)   Read Story »

This edition of That's Your Boyfriend is on the edge: on the one hand, your boyfriend here is singing a great song, "All My Little Words" from one of the best albums of all time, 69 Love Songs by The…   Read Story »

The video of the adorable youngsters who sang along to Pavement is making the internet rounds again this week ("Everything on the internet comes back around again." - Ghandi), but there's a…   Read Story »