It's almost cliche at this point to talk about or make fun of how the local news tries to scandalize everything, but it is true that when you watch that thing the overwhelming sense is not that you…   Read Story »

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This guy is pissed! Once again, the faceless corporations refuse to acknowledge their mistreatment of the people! Meanwhile, a few blocks away... Doesn't anyone care? Don't…   Read Story »

Man, remember malls, you guys? They were really popular a billion years ago, before the Earth was covered in water. Remember when the Earth wasn't covered in water? Well, back then, there were these…   Read Story »

You guys, we don't really run celebrity gossip on this site, which I think is a PLUS for the American SOUL, but I'm sorry, I can't let this item from the New York Post go unposted: MICHELLE…   Read Story »