As a celebrity, you have to come to a point where the frenzy surrounding your life is both surreal and depressing. Don't you guys have anything better to do, you must think, than stare a pictures of…   Read Story »

Michael Shannon read the Delta Gamma sorority letter for Funny or Die and the results are good! At the beginning you might think, "These results aren't so great," but by the end I think you'll agree…   Read Story »

I've been looking at this photo since yesterday. It's mesmerizing. The woman on the left is apparently his girlfriend, Shia's I mean, LOL, not the street performer's! It makes sense though, look at…   Read Story »

It was revealed today that the sequel to 2003's Finding Nemo will come in the form of 2015's Finding Dory. It will take place about a year after the first film and will be set along the California…   Read Story »

"[Your name here] left her house around 1PM dressed in unflattering baggy jeans and a very large winter jacket, sans makeup. (Click here for a closeup of her skin.) After dropping laundry off at…   Read Story »

“I’m a hustler. I don’t get tired. I’m 26, chief." Hahah. We're all on Shia LaBeouf's side, right? We've first decided that we definitely have to pick a side here, and then decided that it's…   Read Story »

Word got out yesterday that Shia LaBeouf had withdrawn from what would have been his Broadway debut, a revival of Orphans also featuring Alec Baldwin. (His role will be taken over by Ben Foster,…   Read Story »

It's hard to imagine that the same week we received a brand new Krispy Kreme video was also the week with the most boring day of the Internet year. Isn't that hard to imagine? I can't even imagine it…   Read Story »

Oh, Shia LaBeouf. As if you needed to do any more to win our hearts after announcing that you were going to have sex 4 real in Lars von Trier’s upcoming erotic drama Nymphomaniac. Already we were…   Read Story »

Hey! Look at this! The Tuscaloosa County Sheriff's Office has just placed Walter White on their priority list of the county's most wanted -- a REAL Walter White! For the charge of making meth!…   Read Story »