Is there such a thing as eyemuffs? I have a feeling that this is fake (disbelief is my totem), but I wish it weren't. I wish there was someone out there having a really hard time finding…   Read Story »

Date: Unknown Time: Unknown Location: FOX News Description: News anchor unknowingly uses TWSS to describe accident involving 18-wheel truck filled with fresh produce. Source: FAIL Blog   Read Story »

Including but not limited to: #9 Decide Your Goals Before Shooting, and #3 SHOWING SAFE SEX IS A PERSONAL CHOICE. Also, apparently "tips for shooting a sex scene in a ridiculous movie that it is hard…   Read Story »

Fresh Air, your mom's favorite late night talk show (in bed by 4PM, no BUTS), has been censored in Mississippi. Because of an interview with Louis C.K. From Jewcy: Terry Gross is a little too…   Read Story »

Gross. Barf. Earmuffs. From the Playboy: “To be honest I don’t remember too much about it,” the 22-year-old actor shared. “All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on…   Read Story »

Good morning. (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

The Taiwanese news service NMA has once again gotten to the heart of a story (Al Gore alleged sexual harassment scandal) using computer animation techniques rarely seen outside of first semester…   Read Story »

Last week, Steven Seagal was accused of hiring executive assistants off of Craigslist to work as sex slaves. Now, two more women have come forward with similar accusations. Uh oh. But again, when you…   Read Story »

I think if there is one thing that we all agree on when it comes to the Shrek franchise it is that the characters have never been fuckable enough. "Come on, Dreamworks, make me cum! Using Shrek!"…   Read Story »

This sports announcer is right, it is incredible that "Tiger Woods managed to get a 69 out of this."   Read Story »