There's going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)   Read Story »

Date: May 4, 2011 Time: Check your local listings Location: ABC Source: Dlisted Description: Host of family-oriented game show asks question concerning solar system. Contestant attempts to deduce…   Read Story »

First of all, let me clear up any confusion by stating publicly for the record that I am AGAINST child slavery. There, I said it. HATE IT UP, HATERS. I'm probably one of the bravest Americans there…   Read Story »

Ladies. In the most recent installment of Nerve.com's recurring feature of having celebrities offer sex-advice to an intern who has been tasked with coming up with fake sex advice questions (because…   Read Story »

Your grandma, Rosina Kovar, testified on behalf of herself and you (her grandchildren) yesterday before the Colorado Senate Judiciary concerning a civil unions ballot measure that looks like it may…   Read Story »

Uhhhhh. What? brightcove.createExperiences(); It goes without saying that that is also your dinner party. "Is everyone…   Read Story »

Eek! You know, for the past few years, I have posted a number of EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes images from the set of Spider-Man 4. For example, this EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes image from the set of…   Read Story »

If anything, this dance probably made you TOO comfortable. BOOM! YOU'RE SEDUCED! (Thanks for the tip, Nora.)   Read Story »

Make no mistake: MTV's Skins is terrible. It's cheap and lame and puts the emphasis in the wrong place. Also, I've noticed that even after celebrating my 99th birthday this year, I still have…   Read Story »

They should start a club so they can get their own page in the yearbook. (Via EpicPonyz.)   Read Story »