"We thought it was perfect. Frankly, we still use sexual threats and coded prostitution as a regular part of our business to this very day! That show never misses a detail."…   Read Story »

Yesterday, it was reported that John Travolta was being sued by a male masseuse for grabbing the man's penis and then masturbating in front of him. (Oh, and GOOD MORNING, by the way.) Travolta is…   Read Story »

Celebrities have to deal with frivolous lawsuits sometimes. It's easy for us to sit in our stupid, ugly, rat-infested civilian non-mansions and point fingers and laugh through the permanent blood…   Read Story »

This seems like a great opportunity for beautiful young women to enjoy the traveling experiences of their dreams in a completely safe, respectful, legitimate, and FUN way. After Miss Travel has…   Read Story »

Another day, another teenager posting a video on YouTube of himself singing a song in his bedroom about he masturbates to all of the Facebook profiles of the women he knows. QUE SERA SERYUCK! The…   Read Story »

There was this movie in the 1990s directed by Gregg Araki called Nowhere, which was a pseudo-sequel to Doom Generation, and part of his "Teenage Apocalypse Trilogy." Anyway, at one point in the movie…   Read Story »

The big news that everyone's talking about today, besides Hugo's sweep of the Sound Mixing AND Sound Editing categories is the new Carl's Jr. commercial for some kind of cheeseburger featuring Kate…   Read Story »

You can make all the fun of these videos that you want, but the fact of the matter is they actually do make you consider never having sex again. So, SUCCESS! Although, I prefer the original Purity…   Read Story »

It's the first Porno Switcheroo of 2012! For those of you just joining us, a Porno Switcheroo is what happens anytime that someone thinks they are about to watch a movie or video clip, whether in a…   Read Story »

Thanks, Purity Bear! As the official Day of Purity website reminds us, the Day of Purity is either Valentine's Day OR the previous weekday, whatever that even MEANS. This year, Valentine's Day falls…   Read Story »