Showing All "Selena Gomez" Posts
Mar 25th 71 Comments
I saw Spring Breakers on a snowy Saturday afternoon about a week ago and there were only a few people in attendance at my screening. It was a very odd way to see a movie like this! There were a lot…   Read Story »
Mar 19th 15 Comments
Here's a sign-in sheet from the first day of Office auditions that Rainn Wilson tweeted over the weekend. (Adam Scott as Jim?! I can't imagine!) (JK, I can!) (It would have been good and the same!)…   Read Story »
Jan 17th 52 Comments
Kelly: Hey Gabe!
Gabe: hey kelly
Gabe: what is up?
Kelly: Oh not too much
Kelly: I'm trying to think of anything and I can't
Kelly: Is there anything up with you?
Gabe: i saw a scary thing last…   Read Story »
Mar 28th, 2012 8 Comments
"Even though I couldn't be a part of this project, I'm still glad that James Franco could play the role of me. That's like if Denzel Washington was playing the role of O.J. Simpson. Even though it's…   Read Story »
Feb 2nd, 2012 40 Comments
This is just a good photo of teenage Disney star and Justin Bieber lover/muse Selena Gomez eating some kind of parfait with Eli Roth, the creator of the Hostel torture-porn series. You might think…   Read Story »
Dec 14th, 2011 16 Comments
Uhhh...soooo...I'm not sure if any of you guys have ever had a stalker, I hope none of you have ever had a stalker, but I haven't, and uh, IT SOUNDS REALLY TERRIBLE! Certainly not the whimsical,…   Read Story »
Jul 1st, 2011 10 Comments
This is Zach Galifianakis in high school? -HuffPo
Film Drunk needs your help! Go tell them what your favorite dirty talk quotes from movies are. Don't be shy. C'mon. -Film Drunk
Heart of Darkness…   Read Story »
Jan 26th, 2011 87 Comments
Imagine the most normal thing in the world. Like, I don't know. A glass of water. OK, so you've got this glass of water, and it's on a table, right? The table is in, oh, who knows, let's say, like, a…   Read Story »





















